Human Virus Scanner
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
- Junkfood
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Windows
- Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice. - Politics
- Stop caring!
- Brand Names
- Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
- Conspiracy Theory
- Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
- Environmentalism
- Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Macintosh
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
- Prog Rock
- Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- USA (70%)
- Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
- Sci-fi (60%)
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- X11 (60%)
- I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
- Computer Games (60%)
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
- Hippyism (65%)
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
- Cars (75%)
- There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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